What do I currently like?

1. shows about "little people":

LITTLE CHOCOLATIERS!
http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/little-chocolatiers-making-chocolate-dice.html
little people?- check!
chocolate?- check!

THE LITTLE COUPLE!
http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/little-couple/little-couple.html
their names are Bill and Jen
they are little

2. this website:
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Please, someone, find the picture of the Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers and make them for me, they are so cute! (in a revolting way)


3. The Dog Whisperer
http://www.cesarsway.com/
I realize I am way behind on watching this show, but it fascinates me (and Teets)- we are currently trying to implement his methods on one of our dogs (I'll let you guys quess which one we AREN'T working with)
1. I love Cesar's teeth
2. I love his accent
3. I love when he acts like a dog
4. I love the "zap the dog on the side and say shh" technique
5. I love when he says something to the dog's owners like this:
"want to know why the dog acts so badly?...because of YOU"
6. but I DON'T like when Teets looks pointedly at me after Cesar says
something like that.

4. Cake Boss

http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/cake-boss/cake-boss.html

I don't even like cannolis, yet I crave them while watching this show.
If I could have any kind of cake I wanted (in case anyone wants to make one for me)- here are some ideas:
-replica of my dogs (yeah I'd still eat it)
-exact model of The Swamp (with a scoreboard that we are beating a team coached by Lane Kiffin)
-a mountain with people skiing (I love his cakes with miniature people)


5. all the snow we are getting
yeah I said it, so what? I'm not FROM Ohio so it's still cool to me. I don't have to shovel it or plow it, I just feel if it's going to be cold, why not snow. I'd choose snow over 95% humidity anyday.


6. Mrs. T's frozen pierogies



THANK YOU ROB DEER FOR BRINGING THESE INTO MY LIFE. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU FOR THAT.

My biggest fan...

oh Rob Deer- your tenacity inspires me.
so I shall write.
first, a SHOUT-OUT to Macie!!!

ok.

right now I'm super pissed bc I'm in a class full of hopeful and naive wanna-be teachers. They talk about these amazing and wonderful lesson plans and parents that are involved- blah blah blah- don't worry readers (Rob Deer), I'm there to tell them how it REALLY is.
I speak not because I care, but because if I don't, I'll stab my eyes with my pen from sheer boredom.

My favorite part about this past weekend:
- not the sausage house, although that was delish
- not 80s Band's surprised face- although that was an awesome surprise (Brooke planned a great party)
It was a moment I was sitting with 80sband's parents and Rob Deer's parents.
yes, them and me.
I dont even know what anyone else was doing, including my husband, bc frankly I didn't care.
It was entertainment at its finest.
we drank, we laughed, we drank, Rob Deer's dad had SEVERAL moments of amazing phrases of speech- my favorite being when he decided it was time to go home, he told Rob Deer's mom that they needed to go home and "talk about their love".
classic.

the only part I missed was the late-night dance party.
there was an attempt but instead I ate perogies and waited for Rob Deer to come back downstairs (he never did- apparently he was "tired")....

mmm perogies.....

It's paper...it's paperrrrr

Hi Rob Deer- just want to see if you really are still checking on the blog.