Those Stupid F-ing Gators

Yeah I said it.
WTF??
You know what, I don't even want to abbreviate that...
WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!
That was some of the worst play-calling I have ever seen (even worse than good ol' Tressel's calls).

PUT TEBOW BEHIND THE CENTER!
GO FOR A FIELD GOAL!

The Sun Sentinel got it right: "Arrogant Urban".

I sent a couple of people the same text messages: "I hate the Gators more than cancer".

And it's true.

F them.

sigh.
ok.
I do still love them.
And I will love them even more if they can run the table, win the SEC, and maybe make something out of this season.


Oh and for all your Fuckeyes that felt the need to text me after that game.
Go fuck off.
You lost to USC, who turns out, also SUCKS!

And, YOU ALSO LOST TO US IN A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP game, not to mention 3 other BIG games that you couldn't win.

I love Bill, who happens to love the Buckeyes, so for him, I want good things to happen to teams he loves (I won't even get started on the Browns in this post)- but for the "others"- you know who you are, I wish nothing but losses, and instead of keeping my mouth shut and not rubbing it in your faces right after a loss (which I restrain myself from doing but do out of respect), next time, and oh yes, there will be a next time where you lose, I'm going to wipe your asses in your own defeat.

Whew. ALL RIGHTY THEN!
On that note- we are supposed to go camping this week and I am excited about that.
Basically just to toast marshmellows and hang out in comfy camping chairs.
Bill and I have not been camping together, so I am looking forward to watching him pitch a tent...ohhhhh I am hilarious sometimes, aren't I?

;)

Ring a ding ding

Bill and I met up today and went to pick out wedding bands!
It was fun.
here is a picture of his ring:




Teets loves bling, what can I say?!





OK I'm kidding.

WTF?

Searching for words....


http://swissmiss.typepad.com/weblog/2008/09/laugh-your-abs.html

Enjoy

Can you find me?

This should age me...

(I'm sure 80sBand will appreciate how this makes me seem even older!)

These were the song selections we had to choose from when I was a senior (to be our Senior Song)

"If you Leave" by OMD (the song at the end of "Pretty in Pink")
"We Belong" by Pat Benetar,
or the theme song from St. Elmo's Fire.

WTF (w=why in this case) did we even have "We Belong"?!!!!!!
As far as I remember, that music video was about about a bunch of prostitutes....

ER- not the tv show

so...yesterday bc my Insurance sucks(!!!!!) I went to the ER to try and get an echocardiogram done (ECG).
I got there at 12:30pm- I was discharged (ugh I hate that word, add that to my list of yuck words) at 5:30-ish.
What got done? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
They took an EKG, they took blood, I had to pee in a cup, and they took a chest xray.
I've come to discover that when you are in the ER a chest xray is like when you were in college, and went to the student clinic and they tell you that you have either mono or strep throat regardless of what symptoms you present. Dumb!
So, after the chest xray the "brilliant" nurse forgot me in there and I sat there for 35 minutes.
HELLO????????? MCFLY?!!!!!!!!!

The only semi-entertaining part was that there was some old man who kept yelling (imagine the Cookie Monster voice) "HUNGRY!!!!! NURSE!!!!!"
Turns out the poor man has no teeth, and what does the food service staff deliver him? A hamburger and potato chips!!!!!

Ah.

So today I try to tackle this issue again to try and get my ECG that my doctor ordered me to have.

Oh yeah...I got free tix to the Indians game tonight.
Front row- right above the visitors' box!
Go Tribe!

and...CONGRATS to Partytard for "getting off"!!!!!!!!!!

Up and down

On the down side:
Finally got into the dr. yesterday, seems I do have a little something "sketchy" about the "electricity of my heart"- it basically gets excited too easily...more tests being scheduled...

On the up and up:
-got the "save-the-dates" all designed with my favorite designer MCD! Now we just have to hammer out the exact location for our PIB party and move on from there!
5-2-09!!!

-most of the wedding details are being finalized this week...photographer, cake, florist- it's really NICE to have wonderful parents who basically plan your whole wedding!! (the only thing I am "bitter" about is not experiencing the cake testing, but I think my mom is going to arrange something for when we go home (FL) for Thanksgiving)


Not much else going on.
Fantasy Football turns me insane.
UF/Tenn. game this weekend- that will also make me insane, I'm sure.
I get to use my "gifted-ness" and help my sister out- have I ever mentioned I am GIFTED?!!!
We cremated a rather large person the other day. 767 lbs. Took 6 hours. Moral of the story, don't get that fat- it complicates things.

And on that note....


400lb gorilla still not speaking to me.

Weekend Wrap-up

so let's see....

Buckeyes lost
Browns lost
Lots of people lost power

And I ate a TON of this:

Night Night JAR

my secret napping place at work.
I just got up from here about 5 minutes ago...

I heart Drama

Last night's goal: get Bill more addicted to "Entourage"- mission accomplished!
We discovered we get HBO On Demand for free... and so I left Bill on the couch watching more episodes while I went to bed.
I love Ari Gold!

Things I Hate

1. Football players that elect to have season-ending surgery after the season has started- F YOU MERRIMAN!

2. When a Funeral Director comes in and sarcastically remarks "Flip Flop Wednesday is it?" (yes I wear flip-flops to work, so does my boss- eat it)

3. When scientists start a new experiment:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/09/10/lhc.collider/index.html
that I think wastes TONS of $$$ AND now makes me afraid we are going to be sucked in a black hole. (no joke, I fear these types of things- also asteroids are on that list as well)

4. When people keep interrupting me with "work" while I am trying to look at honeymoon ideas online.

5. This non-stop coverage of Obama's "pig in lipstick" remark- I don't like Obama but this isn't a story worth covering.

6. The new 90210, I tried again last night to watch it, Bill even tried to- it isn't good.

7. The fact that it is only Wednesday.

8. The coach of Miami WHINING bc we went for a touchdown with 29 seconds left- wtf?!!! should we have just spooning each other on the field rather than keep playing the game of FOOTBALL?!!!!!!!!!

9. It is soo nice outside today and I am stuck at work smelling a decomposing body.

10. The 400lb gorilla

RAGING MAD

so you might be wondering how my dr. apt went.......
I LEFT BECAUSE AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF OF WAITING I WAS TOLD IT WOULD STILL BE A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unacceptable!!!!!!!!!
ugh

also update:
This is the 5th day in a row the 400 lb gorilla is not speaking to me at work...

I'm rockin one leg...

so I have a Dr. apt today.
I am going to request some bloodwork bc I think my sugar levels are all fucked up (that is literally what I told the nurse when I called for the appointment, ok no I didn't)
I am nervous.
I don't like needles.

In other news, I actually won my first battle in Fantasy Football.
I played Bill.
Ok so here is why I think I won: not because my team is great (in fact, they suck and I hate them all) but because Bill's team name is "Off Constantly"- which means...
I beat....
GET IT?!!!
hahahahahah
That Bill is so clever!


and this, just because:

It's gooood to be alive!!!!!

so this weekend was fun- laid back, but fun.
Friday night we stayed in bc I was not feeling well- so we watched movies...
Saturday was a big football day.
What should have been 2 relatively easy games for us turned out not to be actually.
Ohio State had more of a struggle but they were two very very ugly games.
Hello??? Percy Harvin??? Where the F were you??????????
Anyhow we got to hang out a bunch with MCD which is always a good time...
Sunday was a bit more exciting.
Browns vs. Cowboys 4:15 game
Through an amazing ISLAND connection, we scored two luxury box tickets to the game.
We made plans to tailgate with some friends down by the stadium which actually turned out to be quite an ordeal bc Bill and I are not familiar with tailgating locale terminology:
"Are you by the Pit or by the Muny lot?"
THE WHAT???
THE WHERE????

Luckily for us Partytard took it upon herself to come find us and then good times began!
We saw pancakes being thrown at Cowboys fans...
We saw a marriage ceremony...sort of (and let me tell you, Bill and I were "this close" to just getting married right there in the parking lot)
We saw an old "friend" from Dallas...
Mostly it was just really fun to be out there among crazy Browns fans...

So then it was time to get to the game.
Met up with our ticket connection friend and to the LUXURY box we headed.
let me tell you, it is AWESOME!
free food, free beer, great seats.
We walked in and lo and behold our favorite Miller Ferry friend was there as well (which was odd bc we were hanging out with his brother all day before the game and he never mentioned it)
So we settle in and get ready to watch the game....
Oh yeah, one more thing...JERRY JONES (the owner of the Dallas Cowboys) WAS IN THE LUXURY BOX RIGHT NEXT TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I geeked out.
Yes, we took pictures.
Yes, I tried "getting in" with his grandsons.

Big flag:



Ohio State band forming the "Script Ohio"- yes even I was excited to see it, it is pretty cool (even got some goosebumps...but ahh ummmm Go Gators!!)



We were that close:


Yeah I took a picture (still like my ring better though- hee hee)


Excited to see me???? ah yeah, nope..Jerry Jones...

I feel old-er

(on the left)

So since I probably won't get to this tomorrow (bc I will be emotionally freaking out as usual watching football), I wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my little brother...
WHO IS TURNING 21!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh god.
oh god help us.
oh god help Gainesville.
My brother-in-law (balls deep) will also be up there as well and I'd like him to "help" my brother celebrate.
In fact, my brother is in a fraternity and I think any new pledge should clean vomit, my brother's.

People who know my bro- let's call him "Dino"- might not know my brother is a gifted lyrical writer.
At the age of 5 he made up a song:
Boobs a bagina, stick it up yer penis.

Yeah.

It was really catchy actually and it was not uncommon to find any of my friends singing along.

He also apparently can bench, alot.
In fact it's about all he talks about- when he isn't "checking" (he loves hockey) me into a wall or trying to show me his muscles.

I love him though and can't wait to hang out at the bars with him...and let my sister drive us home.

Just like the title of this blog suggests...

Random stuff:

I know I have not blogged in a while but I'm lazy, sorry.
FBI visit was really fun-took her to an annual party here in Cleveland and then we hustled her up to PIB, where according to her, she only had 2 non-alcoholic drinks in 3 days- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!!!!

I guess while floating in the lake for several hours, some gross shit got in my ear and gave me an ear infection- it sucks, I'm miserable.

Big weekend coming up...UF/Miami- family rivalry if you will...
Got Rob Deer's dad's email so the SEC/Big 10/UF/OSU "discussions" can now take place outside of Middle Bass Island....

Bill's dad gave us a medical scare but seems to be doing much better, of which I know we are all very thankful...

Wedding planning still going on, I think the only thing left is the florist- but you'd have to ask my mom about that since she is the one doing it all...

Angry Johnny is now my new IM friend.

Rob Deer/TNash got engaged and to celebrate I gorged myself on garlic pasta- good times....

I need to reveal a secret talent I have.
I have the ability to "spot" people in crowds on television.
It's true.
For example during basketball games, when they do a pan over the crowd, I can usually pick out some celebrities right away.
Last night, during the Repub. Convention I saw Dudethatsrad's boyfriend.
Bill was skeptical.
We checked again, I was sure, he was doubtful, but Dudethatsrad confirmed it- he was there!
I know I know- you can't believe I have this many incredible talents.
Go figure.....