Fri-day

FBI is here- it's fun to have her visiting.
Last night's convention speech made me want to puke.
Bill had to take his blog down for a bit, so I guess it's up to me to entertain the masses!!!!
well, that will have to wait until next week bc I am out of here!
Have a good Labor Day!

So far

pretty ok day today.
got some FREE Browns/Bears tix for tonight's game...
Over this past weekend Bill and I were talking about how soon I will be Mrs. "Teets" and I will get to run around places saying "because I'm Jennie m-fing Teets!!" (which actually I am excited about)- but Bill said that I could only do that if the situation was "f-ing Teets" worthy...
well I think scoring anything FREE is "f-ing Teets" worthy so....

"How did you get free Browns tickets?"
"BECAUSE I AM (the future) JENNIE F-ING TEETS!!!"

lol

plus the "FBI" arrives tonight so I am excited about that!!
more later...

31 going on 80

Contrary to popular belief (or at least what 80sBand will tell you) I am only 31.
But I have been having some digestive issues similar to ones that someone living off of Social Security might have.
This isn't something new though.
I'm the girl who always carried a bottle of Pepto and a package of rolaids in my purse.
I'm the girl who would take at least a couple swigs of the pink stuff during the day in high school.
And nothing has changed really.
Here is my bookshelf at work:


I bring this up today bc I feel as though I have been punched in the stomach.
I have been feeling this way since early Monday morning.
Now, there are definite foods that I can NOT eat bc of the afore mentioned stomach problems:
raw onions
too much red tomato sauce
fried food
too much cheese/dairy

So I had to think about what could have caused this particular situation.
Here is what I came up with:
cheesey bread from my FAVORITE pizza place at PIB
Lobster Bisque

I feel very very very sad.
These are 2 things that I was hoping to eat many times during the year for many many years to come.
I made a decision.
I can live without the pizza/cheesey bread, but I REFUSE to give up the Bisque.
"Don't give up the Bisque!!"

Driving home from PIB...

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yeah yeah yeah

I know.
I've been slacking on the blog.
I've actually been a little busy at work, which makes the day go by a little faster so I guess it's a good thing.
making a website takes some time- I guess you have to write more than:
"Hey bury dead people here!!"

So what have I been up to: (in no particular order)

-eating a gross amount of food at Morton's with Bill and Angry Johnny
-tracking this horribly sad story: http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/08/20/baby.whale/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
-watching "Fay" make her way across Florida and sitting here very jealous that my sister got some free days off work out of it
-researching for fantasy football
-reading wedding blogs (my new secret vice) and staying quite content that Bill and I decided to not do the giant wedding "thing"
-watching the Olympics even though I am half asleep when all the good events come on
-looking up Olympic athletes and realizing that the Chinese gymnast and the Chinese trampoline girl and in fact, NOT the same person- sigh.
-becoming extremely angry when it seems every other day some UF football player has torn an ACL
-realizing that if I am to stay a Cleveland Browns fan, I better just get used to not winning.
-hitting the gym again at 5:30am- it still sucks
-fighting with the GE service people and our Condo staff for being inept stupid mother f-ers.
-secretly dvr-ing my other secret vice "Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood" and waiting for Bill to go back to school to watch it
-enjoying time with Bill while he has been on vaca from school- one more semester!!!
-partying on the bridge outside our condo- we really need to take advantage of that more. I mean when you can get the pizza delivery guy to actually deliver the pizza to you outside, what could be better?
-declaring my all-raging hatred for Michigan people who can't drive. When a lane merges, YOU HAVE TO LET PEOPLE MERGE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!
-seeing an "ok" OAR show where the teenage drama of the fans was actually much better than their set-list.
-trying to figure out a good time to go see "Tropic of Thunder" bc I've heard it's great.
-anxiously awaiting the Legends/BW softball game this weekend so I can see if Rob Deer and 80sBand are really any good.
-falling more and more in love with my Iphone

Ok well I am going to go back to working on our website a bit more.
Don't worry, I don't work on it for more than about 15 minutes at time, before deciding I don't want to tax myself that much, and switch to surfing the internet......

My new screen saver

I can't find White Castle anywhere in here, can you?

http://condiment.portablefolkband.com/packets.php?loc=interstitialskip

Sorry Bill

I haven't been a very good "housewife" lately...

For example, last night's "dinner"-

Bill=soup

JAR=noodles

Interesting...

http://www.designspotter.com/product/2008/08/Trophy-Ring.html

Boardwalk wins!!!!!

so Bill's team won the LEISA Championship last night!
It was a total 180 of the game the night before (against the same team)- great game and great celebration after...
I like to call myself the official team photographer and I got some great shots- I'll post the "tamer" ones later on.
Plus Bill gave me a medal for being the #1 fan!!!
lol
I'm sure he will write a detailed account but there really was no question, they had the game in the bag from the beginning- the Winery lost whatever steam they had from the night before and basically got romped.
I'm tired again this morning (that 7am ferry blows) but it's ok- it was worth it!!!!

Take 2

I think I speak for Bill, Rob Deer, TNash, and 80sBand when I say:
"I'm tired"...

good times though!!!

I'm sure Bill will post more in detail but in short, BW did not win last night, thus we head back there (PIB) tonight for the final game.

Go Boardwalk!

more to come later (maybe)

obsessed

Hi-
I am unable to do anyting remotely connected with work today.
I received my Iphone yesterday and I am physically/mentally unable to pull myself away from it.

Send me one!!

this is one of my favorite sites:

http://www.someecards.com/

please feel free to send me a card whenever.

I laugh myself silly from some of these....

I recommend the Death Penalty for Stupid People

So first this:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/06/mountain.lion.ap/index.html

WTF is wrong with people? Who goes to sleep with a door open to their house???????
Have people not learned that BAD things happen if you do that?
So...I think they should get the death penalty for being so F-ING STUPID!
A poor dog had to die (and I'm sure it was not pleasant to be eaten by a mountain lion) all because his owners are fucking retarded.

So 2 out of 4 of my parents are arriving today.
It should be a good time- gonna show my step-mom my "dress" and probably eat a shit ton of good food. Tomorrow Bill and I are taking off work to show the 'rents the "infamous" Put-in-Bay.
This is actually really exciting for me bc it will be the first time any of my family gets to see the Island.
So that is where I will be tomorrow- I know you will probably be lonely for me and miss what would have probably been the greatest blog ever had I not taken off work and written one.

(that was the worst run-on sentence ever, I apologize)

See ya Friday- go Boardwalk!

Got a chance

Friday night we pick up The Formerly Known Grave Digger and head to Island.
Ferry ride was very hot- I had to poor water on the poor doggies to cool them off...
Bill and I have dinner at the Boardwalk.
We then went to P house to hang out before going out.
-Borat: watched the last half- we laughed, alot
-vomiting shrimp: i.e. my dinner at the Boardwalk- I was peeing, and then I was throwing up, who knows?
-lightning show: it was really cool to watch the storm come over the island because it started out looking like heat lightning.
-it rained, a lot- power went out in Fishbowl, that was fun.

Saturday:
-took ferry over to Middle Bass- met the dumbest girl ever (she was heading over to Middle Bass to hang out at a winery that had been closed for 8 years, get a clue girl- of course she is a Florida State grad, more on that later)
- so we went to Rob Deer's house (actually at that point, we hadn't even talked to Rob Deer yet, all plans were made with his dad (we'll call him "Exotic Spice").
- Exotic Spice makes us the BEST breakfast- potatoes and pancakes. The pancakes were made with, yes you guessed it, exotic spices (hey, if I tell you, I'll have to tell EVERYONE).
We spent the next couple of hours hanging out on RB's deck with TNash and Exotic Spice.
There was no shortage of Big 10/SEC rivalry talks and Exotic Spice and I had some really "colorful" conversations. I enlightened him so much that he even said he was going to type up everyting he had "learned" from me that morning.
-After a delightful morning, we headed over to a friend of RB's to go swimming, it was a brilliant time except for it taking me like 45 minutes to pee in the lake. I had to go so badly and my body kept fighting me, but anyway it was a great time and cheers to the lovely man who gave us a ride back to PIB on his boat

Saturday night:
-met up with RB and TNash on one of our favorite patios to have some drinks.
-all of a sudden RB pulls out a typed document (3 pages) that Exotic Spice had worked on all afternoon to give to me. He managed to capture all of my spot-on SEC/Big 10 observations and even added some of his own. It was f-ing hilarious. I love him.
-then we headed to meet up with Capt D and MCD to watch a band that I still can't quite get the name correct- that was fun.
Saw the biggest idiot girl again and tried to have a little FSU/UF rivarly fun- it went over her head, of course, what was I expecting- afterall this was a girl who was headed over to spend an afternoon at a winery that made national news when it closed down.
and I digress...
- a little while later, (after spending way too much time playing with straws) MCD, TNash and I headed out for some girl time at the Crescent- (to go visit a friend that works there and came with us to Cunt-tucky)- it was a blast, I had lots of shots and we headed back to meet our boys at the Fishbowl.
-we get there and Capt D is not there, but MCD does not let that damper her (drunk as hell) mood.
-then RD comes up with the most amazing of ideas: L-E-A-K jump rope dancing.
You may have seen something like it on tv, but we were much much better.
Teets and RD worked the "ropes" and MCD and I swiftly danced back and forth between "them".
I wish it was on video.
We then "Raged" for a bit and all stopped and stared as Teets went a little CRAZY- shirt off, flailing around as if having a seizure-
great times!!!!
I think we all felt a little old as we had to stop and catch our breath for a little bit after ending the night with a Miley Cyrus dance-off...
It was one of my best times ever at the Fishbowl.
I definitely cried from laughing.

Sunday Funday
-every year a friend of Bill's parents has a big party on Kelley's Island.
Bill and I managed to "convince" our friends to come with us to share in the fun.
I definitely ate my weight in ribs and lamb chops and cookies.
The "bartender" at the party must have had a personal goal to empty alcohol bottles as fast as she good, because our drinks were STIFF AND STRONG- wait for it....wait for it...
THATSWHATSHESAID!
- anyway it was a great time, great weather- great friends, full belly- drunk- what more can I ask for?
- we then headed back to PIB for a night of softball. Bill wasn't playing but he wanted to "scout" out the other teams or really just hang out with people.
- we got to see a cougar in action (it really was so pathetic, she is about 43 or so, he is about 23 and showed no real interest, but the cougar was still on the prowl) - we hung out with Angry Johnny's parents which is always entertaining! :)
- after the game, we did what is most fun and just hung around the field laughing and BS-ing.
-it was one of those really great days

Not fun? waking up (well that would imply I was sleeping, for some reason, I just could not fall asleep last night) for the 6am ferry.
Lucky for us Capt D and MCD were on the same ferry, just as miserable, so it made it ok.
Got to work only a couple of minutes later and now I am sitting here figuring out what else to do for the day, because I sure as hell am not ready to do any work.

p.s.- Congrats to my sister and Balls Deep on the new "baby"....

Some congrats and a plug

I don't have too much to say today other than:
-Congrats "Brooke" on finishing the Bar!
-Congrats to Angry J/Nutmeg Girl for moving "up" in the world!
-Good Luck "M" family on your move to Little Rock!

and I'll give Bill a shameless plug- great blog today!
http://billtblogs.blogspot.com/2008/07/cuyahoga-in-pictures.html