What do I currently like?

1. shows about "little people":

LITTLE CHOCOLATIERS!
http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/little-chocolatiers-making-chocolate-dice.html
little people?- check!
chocolate?- check!

THE LITTLE COUPLE!
http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/little-couple/little-couple.html
their names are Bill and Jen
they are little

2. this website:
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Please, someone, find the picture of the Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers and make them for me, they are so cute! (in a revolting way)


3. The Dog Whisperer
http://www.cesarsway.com/
I realize I am way behind on watching this show, but it fascinates me (and Teets)- we are currently trying to implement his methods on one of our dogs (I'll let you guys quess which one we AREN'T working with)
1. I love Cesar's teeth
2. I love his accent
3. I love when he acts like a dog
4. I love the "zap the dog on the side and say shh" technique
5. I love when he says something to the dog's owners like this:
"want to know why the dog acts so badly?...because of YOU"
6. but I DON'T like when Teets looks pointedly at me after Cesar says
something like that.

4. Cake Boss

http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/cake-boss/cake-boss.html

I don't even like cannolis, yet I crave them while watching this show.
If I could have any kind of cake I wanted (in case anyone wants to make one for me)- here are some ideas:
-replica of my dogs (yeah I'd still eat it)
-exact model of The Swamp (with a scoreboard that we are beating a team coached by Lane Kiffin)
-a mountain with people skiing (I love his cakes with miniature people)


5. all the snow we are getting
yeah I said it, so what? I'm not FROM Ohio so it's still cool to me. I don't have to shovel it or plow it, I just feel if it's going to be cold, why not snow. I'd choose snow over 95% humidity anyday.


6. Mrs. T's frozen pierogies



THANK YOU ROB DEER FOR BRINGING THESE INTO MY LIFE. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU FOR THAT.