Got a chance

Friday night we pick up The Formerly Known Grave Digger and head to Island.
Ferry ride was very hot- I had to poor water on the poor doggies to cool them off...
Bill and I have dinner at the Boardwalk.
We then went to P house to hang out before going out.
-Borat: watched the last half- we laughed, alot
-vomiting shrimp: i.e. my dinner at the Boardwalk- I was peeing, and then I was throwing up, who knows?
-lightning show: it was really cool to watch the storm come over the island because it started out looking like heat lightning.
-it rained, a lot- power went out in Fishbowl, that was fun.

Saturday:
-took ferry over to Middle Bass- met the dumbest girl ever (she was heading over to Middle Bass to hang out at a winery that had been closed for 8 years, get a clue girl- of course she is a Florida State grad, more on that later)
- so we went to Rob Deer's house (actually at that point, we hadn't even talked to Rob Deer yet, all plans were made with his dad (we'll call him "Exotic Spice").
- Exotic Spice makes us the BEST breakfast- potatoes and pancakes. The pancakes were made with, yes you guessed it, exotic spices (hey, if I tell you, I'll have to tell EVERYONE).
We spent the next couple of hours hanging out on RB's deck with TNash and Exotic Spice.
There was no shortage of Big 10/SEC rivalry talks and Exotic Spice and I had some really "colorful" conversations. I enlightened him so much that he even said he was going to type up everyting he had "learned" from me that morning.
-After a delightful morning, we headed over to a friend of RB's to go swimming, it was a brilliant time except for it taking me like 45 minutes to pee in the lake. I had to go so badly and my body kept fighting me, but anyway it was a great time and cheers to the lovely man who gave us a ride back to PIB on his boat

Saturday night:
-met up with RB and TNash on one of our favorite patios to have some drinks.
-all of a sudden RB pulls out a typed document (3 pages) that Exotic Spice had worked on all afternoon to give to me. He managed to capture all of my spot-on SEC/Big 10 observations and even added some of his own. It was f-ing hilarious. I love him.
-then we headed to meet up with Capt D and MCD to watch a band that I still can't quite get the name correct- that was fun.
Saw the biggest idiot girl again and tried to have a little FSU/UF rivarly fun- it went over her head, of course, what was I expecting- afterall this was a girl who was headed over to spend an afternoon at a winery that made national news when it closed down.
and I digress...
- a little while later, (after spending way too much time playing with straws) MCD, TNash and I headed out for some girl time at the Crescent- (to go visit a friend that works there and came with us to Cunt-tucky)- it was a blast, I had lots of shots and we headed back to meet our boys at the Fishbowl.
-we get there and Capt D is not there, but MCD does not let that damper her (drunk as hell) mood.
-then RD comes up with the most amazing of ideas: L-E-A-K jump rope dancing.
You may have seen something like it on tv, but we were much much better.
Teets and RD worked the "ropes" and MCD and I swiftly danced back and forth between "them".
I wish it was on video.
We then "Raged" for a bit and all stopped and stared as Teets went a little CRAZY- shirt off, flailing around as if having a seizure-
great times!!!!
I think we all felt a little old as we had to stop and catch our breath for a little bit after ending the night with a Miley Cyrus dance-off...
It was one of my best times ever at the Fishbowl.
I definitely cried from laughing.

Sunday Funday
-every year a friend of Bill's parents has a big party on Kelley's Island.
Bill and I managed to "convince" our friends to come with us to share in the fun.
I definitely ate my weight in ribs and lamb chops and cookies.
The "bartender" at the party must have had a personal goal to empty alcohol bottles as fast as she good, because our drinks were STIFF AND STRONG- wait for it....wait for it...
THATSWHATSHESAID!
- anyway it was a great time, great weather- great friends, full belly- drunk- what more can I ask for?
- we then headed back to PIB for a night of softball. Bill wasn't playing but he wanted to "scout" out the other teams or really just hang out with people.
- we got to see a cougar in action (it really was so pathetic, she is about 43 or so, he is about 23 and showed no real interest, but the cougar was still on the prowl) - we hung out with Angry Johnny's parents which is always entertaining! :)
- after the game, we did what is most fun and just hung around the field laughing and BS-ing.
-it was one of those really great days

Not fun? waking up (well that would imply I was sleeping, for some reason, I just could not fall asleep last night) for the 6am ferry.
Lucky for us Capt D and MCD were on the same ferry, just as miserable, so it made it ok.
Got to work only a couple of minutes later and now I am sitting here figuring out what else to do for the day, because I sure as hell am not ready to do any work.

p.s.- Congrats to my sister and Balls Deep on the new "baby"....