Just me at work this afternoon

Have some free time?
I suggest downloading Google Earth.
I've been looking around for about 2 hours now...

If I have your address, I've looked at your house.

Come and see the baaabyyyy

and I was just jamming out to "Mm Bop" this morning in the gym...

http://omg.yahoo.com/one-of-hanson-brothers-becomes-a-father/news/9462?nc

An oldie but goodie

song in my head right now (bc I just heard the Backstreet Boys version on the radio...)

I WENT THE GAY WAY...By The Backside Boys
(Listed below are the lyrics to Howard Stern'ssong parody of the Backstreet Boys'"I Want It That Way", which was first performed on 9/27/99)

Howard Stern singing:This song.. makes me cry, makes me crave.. a man's backside.
Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay
.I watch.. the telly While Ralph.. shaves my belly.
People wonderin' if I'm still straight..
am I going gay?
Get K-Y.. this song makes my butt ache.
Need a Guy.. homo love could be a mistake.
Get K.Y...Men's backside's are a dirty place.
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:Jackie.. bend ooover, and bark loud.. like Ro-ver..
Would K.C. be my love sla-ave?
If I went the gay way.

Howard Stern singing:Get K-Y!..
I'm singin' like a sissy.
Get K-Y!..
Ralph come and see my butt cheeks.
Get K-Y!..
I'm thinkin' 'bout the ballet
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:Will there be pain, man I can not explain, what's coming over me?
If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!

Howard Stern singing:I watch.. the telly.. while Ralph.. shaves my belly.

Homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. homo..
With every passing day!

Howard Stern singing:Get K-Y!..
Would I like to see a sphincter?
Get K-Y!..
No smell is more distincter!
Get K-Y!..
I wonder what my wife would say!
If I went the gay way.

Get K-Y!..
I really Need a Sphincter
Get K-Y!..
No smell is more distincter
Get K-Y!..
I wonder what my wife would say
If i went the gay way

Get K-Y!..
Sphincter, Sphincter, Sphincter, Sphincter
Get K-Y!..
Di stincter, stincter, stincter
Get K-Y!..
I wonder what my wife would say
If i went the gay way

Too Soon?

It is such a nice day out!!!
Is it wrong that I want to go outside on the "grounds" and lay out?
You know, in one of the empty fields we have here....

Care Package

So about once a week, I have to go to the Post Office to ship some cremated remains.
I usually see the same employees each time I go and they know what I am "shipping".
And all is well.

Well today someone new was being trained.
The guy was walking her thru how to send a certified package and then he disclosed what the package was.
The reaction: "What? Say what? I gotta touch that? I ain't want to touch nuthin' dead!!"
I tried to explain that is was carefully wrapped and that nothing would "leak" out.

speaking of "l-e-a-k".....

Lube

So anyone have any suggestions on how I can make putting Preparation H on my pug's nose any easier?
So far, I have just been holding his arms and legs back and gripping his face.
I am afraid I could break his neck.
He is very strong.

yeah, you read right, Preparation H on my dog's nose.

Dammit Crap F F F

Happy Belated Birthday Kira!!!
(I'd say "Mrs. Jman" but you have an identity all on your own)

I think we should make up some crazy story and see just how fast this jew chain really works.
:)

To the best god damn social worker I know-
Even though I love meat and chicken and eggs and milk and cheese, I still love you even though you don't!

Now, get the f*ck up to Cleveland already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's what she said!

I am currently in a state of detox right now.
I think eating Cameo's pizza everyday, sometimes twice a day, has a little something to do with how horrible I feel right now.

Highlights of the weekend.....

-My kidneys should be doing just great due to the amount of cranberry juice (oh yeah and vodka) I consumed.

-RobDeer's dad's breakfast potatoes

-RobDeer's dad's hat with a ponytail attached to it

-debating college football with RobDeer's dad

-RobDeer's dad- 'nuff said.

-cornhole at Middle Bass (why can't PIB ever beat MBI?!)

-the # of jorts that Bill T., Nutmeg Girl and I saw walking back to the boat on MBI

-"Do you guys have an extra bowl?"

-MBI dock guy: He is a registered sex offender. Did he get arrested? No. Is there any proof? No. But he and 80sBand have a "special" relationship? Yes.

-RobDeer: another weekend of "greatness"- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! I am still working on getting the surveliance video from Cameo's pizza.
Backflip? check
The Worm? check
Sweating 5 lbs off? check
Rolling around in gravel after attempting to start a fight? check
Biting Teets? check
Going to buy some advil and returning with poppers, streamer poppers, and pop rocks? check
Drinking out of a shoe? check
Hanging out in a hotel with some L-E-A-Ks? check (oh no you di'int)
Calling people's cell phones while they are 3 ft away from you sleeping in the same garage? check

*Note to self- no more Red Bull for RobDeer after 11pm- perhaps this will allow him to pass out a bit earlier vs. talking to himself until 5am and then waking up at 8am to continue talking. SEC girls- what?!!!

-PM- DONE! after a day of drinking, a night of shots, some dancing, a couple of inappropriate jokes (including a GREAT Korean one), a stint on stage with Ray Fogg- he was a pile of shit the next day at the Winery. I think he threw up about 20 times?

-80sBand's bloody foot

-Brooke: "I want him to WANT to do the dishes"- I am right there with you.

-Cornhole and some more Cameo's at Capt. D's grandparents house.
Mrs. Capt D: you are drunk and you were slurring your words
Capt. D: really? I feel ok
Cut to Capt. D yorking in his backyard about 20 minutes later.

-Angry Johnny's pout fest at Cameo's pizza bc he was concerned that RobDeer would find us -oh yeah- he did find us. (see "falling into gravel while trying to start a fight" on the walk home)

-Dancing at the Brewery- RobDeer slipping and falling about 8 times (100% due to the drinks he spilled all over the dance floor)

-Teets and JAR walking back and forth from The Brewery and the Fishbowl about 7 times in about an hour.

-A perfect day at the Winery- Wine Flip Cup- Being loud and rowdy- Seeing way too many girls in way too short of shorts (was that a panty liner sticking out of her a$$?)

-Dailey eating a slice of pizza and throwing it up whole- (the fact that pizza is part of a lot of highlights makes me sick- I am swearing off pizza for about 7 months...or until the next late night I am up at PIB)

-I don't think I like sausage sticks in my Bloody Mary's

-Seeing Pat Dailey and Ray Fogg and paying zilch. Watching Rob Deer try and do the same and being quickly escorted out- priceless.

-Nutmeg Girl's excellent retelling of the worst girl ever to be a part of a Bachelorette party- and a great picture of Debbie Downers "I hate life" face. Nutmeg girl is really the official LEIC photographer- she gets great shots and videos of 80sBand rapping and Teets dancing.

-Teets doing a shot of all the alcohol that falls into those black plastic bar mats. It was gross- I think he got a free beer out of it.

-Using our golf cart (even though it technically is not street legal yet) exactly how we intended to: leaving it at the dock all day and driving it out to the winery and Joe's bar.

-Basically sticking to one street of bars (the west side)- Brewery, Fish Bowl, Oddfellows- repeat.
(and lucky for us Cameo's pizza is located there as well- notice a pattern? I just threw up in my mouth)

-Making our cornhole beanbag set complete once again bc Bill T. was smart enough to steal one for us! :)

-Making 80sBand my bar bowling personal b*tch.

-80sBand's "hot" mustache

-The Skull shirt making an appearance but then going back into the closet bc it has been "retired"- oh yeah- see the RobDeer list of "greatness"...


I know there are other things I have missed.
Feel free to add.

I have the shakes- good thing my customers don't need "steady" hands!

Another great time this weekend LEIC people- miss you all already!

ok I'll mention it

(referring to Bill's comment on the last blog).

I eat cornflakes.
A lot.
I eat them with milk.
I eat them without milk.
I snack on them all day long at work.
I go thru at least 2 boxes a week.

help.

Get in mah belly!

so I am a pretty open-minded person when it comes to food.
I like to try new things (as long as they don't look or smell gross or is a bug).
But for lunch, I get into these periods where I eat the same thing everyday for a long long time.
In high school the last 2 years, I had a bagel/cream cheese and sour cream and onion chips. I also had a string cheese (or as my family calls it "strip cheese").
The first year I taught 4th grade I had the same thing everyday for the entire school year- Lean Cuisine Healthy Choice Sesame Chicken. It grossed out the people I ate with after a while but I happily chomped away.
The past couple of months it has been Subway:
6 inch Turkey on wheat
no cheese
lettuce
tomato
spinach
salt/pepper
Sweet Onion sauce

and Baked Lays.
everyday.
It got to be when I walked in, the lady just started making it.
But you know I had some problems with a dumb beyotch who sometimes worked the lunch shift at Subway when I went in, so I started straying.

Now it is sushi.
There is a grocery store, Heinen's (or as Timmy calls it: Hymens), that makes it fresh to order everyday.
I also get some fruit: strawberries, canteloupe and grapes.
I've eaten this meal everyday now for a couple of weeks.

I'm curious to see when I won't want it anymore. Right now, I can't even think about eating a Subway sandwich. After that year I ate the same thing everyday, I couldn't even really look at a box without gagging.

I'm weird.
I know.

Speaking of food, I am really looking forward to getting back on the Island and chowing down on some Lobster Bisque and some Chicken Pit!!!!!!
Lobster Bisque- pretty self explanatory (it is the BEST I have ever had- it has HUGE chunks of lobster floating around in the dreamy creamy soup)
Chicken Pit- basically a really long open grill with millions (ok whatever) of chickens cooking.
They baste it in some kind of wine/butter sauce.
(and the angels sing)

oh and

if you have any song recommendations- feel free to send them to me!
thanks!

Songs

Ok so pretty much every morning I have been waking up at 5:30am to walk the dogs and then go hit the gym (in our building).
I am mentally unable to motivate myself to do this without having my Ipod Nano with me.
For example, if it doesn't work, I don't go work out.
I need the music to keep me going and I like fast music to keep me working out at a high speed.
(I like to feel as though I am going to throw up when I get done working out).

I have decided to share my music playlist for working out.
All songs were picked for a reason.
They are fast, and I know the words.
This is crucial.
There are a lot of dance songs (like from Underworld) that I know would be good, but I need lots of lyrics to sing along to.

I will write some notes next to songs that you might be questioning (like umm there is a Celine Dion song on there).....

Song/Artist

Another Sunny Day/Belle and Sebastian
The Longest Time/Billy Joel
Lord of the Dance (with the tapping sounds included!)
Ready to Die/Andrew WK
4 Minutes/Madonna- Justin Timberlake
Oops I Did Again/Britney Spears
When you were young/The Killers
The Way I Are/Timbaland
Drunken Lullabies/Flogging Molly
Run Away/Real McCoy
Walking on Sunshine/Katrina and the Waves
Fix you/Coldplay
Sweetest Girl/Wyclef Jean (Dolla Dolla Bill Ya'll)
Love and Memories/OAR
Holiday/Greenday
Head over Heels/The Go-Go's
An Honest Mistake/The Bravery
Wake me up before you go go/ Wham
Harder to Breathe/ Maroon 5
L.O.V.E./Ashlee Simpson
I'm shipping up to Boston/Dropkick Murphys
And we danced/ The Hooters
Tessie/Dropkick Murphys
Another night/ Real McCoy
Hazy shade of winter/ The Bangles
Take a chance on me/ ABBA
Gloria/Laura Brannigan
Closer/Nine Inch nails
Gotta be startin something/Michael Jackson
500 Miles/ The Proclaimers
Gimme More/ Britney Spears
Wonderful Day/ OAR
See you again /Miley Cyrus
Yeah/Usher
Wherever Whenever/ Shakira
Crazy game of Poker/ OAR
Glamorous/ Fergie
MMBop/ Hanson
River Deep Mountain High/ Celine Dion (yes I know, lame, but it's a song from my sister's high school drill team days and it's fun and I can remember her whole routine and how my mom cried every performance)
Mr. Brightside/ The Killers
Little of your time/ Maroon 5
Salty Dog/ Flogging Molly
Suddenly I see/ KT Tunstall
Just like Honey/ Jesus and Mary Chain (the closing song for the movie "Lost in Translation" one of my favorite scenes in a movie)
Stronger/ Britney Spears
I dont feel like dancing/ Scissor Sisters
Tell me baby/ Red hot chili peppers
First Date/ Blink 182
Laid/ James
Makes me Wonder/ Maroon 5
Snow/ Red hot chili peppers
Wake up call/ Maroon 5


So now you know what I am doing at f-ing 6am every morning and what I sing along to while my body is screaming at me to stop and get the f back into bed.

Tired....and slightly mad at the general public...

Yesterday was a loungy kind of day for Bill and I.
We left the Island early to get back so Bill could do some homework.
I was very hungover so the drive back sucked for me.
We get home and Bill makes a horrible discovery in our parking garage, I am going to let him describe that bc he was so PISSED off about it.
(he turned very white- I get scared of that Billy)

So after the HW and some stupid f-ing basketball game, I made dinner (stir-fried beef rice) and then did some laundry.
I was all set to turn in early when Bill told me that the movie "Knocked Up" was going to be on.
Any other movie and I would have told him to just DVR it and I'd watch it another time, but I had heard such great things about it (from you, the general public) that there was no way I could go to bed and not watch.

2 hours later and I was not happy.
It was ok I guess, I think we laughed out loud maybe 3 times?
It seemed like more of a romantic comedy vs. the hilarity-fest I was expecting.
I was most surprised that The Mexican was so gaga about it, didn't seem like a movie he would rave about.

So now I am tired and the dinner I was looking forward to (Bill's brother Bill's bday dinner) was cancelled- looks like a big bowl of Corn Flakes for me later tonight.....

Oh, golf cart story to come later as well....

I'm a tad crabby today...

So it's 10:49am on a Friday.
This week seemed to take forever...
We pick up the golf cart today which is exciting!
Bill will leave work early to go meet the guy (he is towing the cart from Canton to Catawba and meeting Bill at the ferry dock) and will take Mr. D.
I will leave after work and take Buster (I can handle a lot of things, I can not handle taking both dogs alone on the ferry- there are way too many IDIOTS in the world who act like our dogs are the first dogs they have ever seen...I basically have been reduced to telling them that one of the dogs bites and to stay away)
:)

I got to work late today because I had an APPOINTMENT to get my oil changed. I stressed APPOINTMENT because....I don't know why the hell they take APPOINTMENTS when they don't adhere to them.
All I wanted was a simple oil change, it is easy, I know because I have done them myself before (I dated a guy back when I was in high school who LOVED cars, lowriders, long story...
Anyhow after about an hour and half of waiting I decided that I needed to go remind them I was sitting there- here is what I am told.
"Oh yeah, your car has been ready"
WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!
When was it ready?
Oh not sure.
Why wasn't I told?
Not sure.
Are you a FUCKING moron?!!
(ok so I didn't say that last one)

Anyhow that is the last time I go to that place- I'd tell you the name of it, but I got my car there for free (from work) so I'll keep the name to myself.

Last night was a nice night, I think Bill felt a little more relaxed.
I made him dinner- a comfort meal of sorts "Chicken and Hashbrown Casserole"- I invented it as I was cooking it, turned out pretty good.

Chicken, cooked (I boil my chicken, cooks fast)
Mix together: can of cream of chicken soup, a little bit of butter, a little bit of sour cream.
Take a bag of hasbrowns (defrosted) and dump into casserole dish.
Add in chicken (cut up)
Pour soup mixture in.
Mix all together.
Sprinkle some cheddar cheese on top and bake for 45 minutes at 375.

I served it with green beans.
Healthy? Not really although it isn't too bad.
But I wanted Bill to be able to lay on the couch and eat something comforting and warm.

While dinner was cooking, we had a nice, what I like to call "House Hunter" moment in the kitchen.
House Hunters is one of our favorite shows (oh god I think we are now officially in their target demographic, 30 and above- VOMIT).
Anyhow there never fails to be a moment in that show where they go into the kitchen and make some remark about how "great it is for entertaining". People love the word "entertaining".
So I set Bill up at our kitchen island with some cheese and crackers and we remarked how well our island was for "entertaining"- it was cheesy , whatever....

This morning in the gym I encountered the couple who is usually in there with me in the mornings.
She runs on the treadmill.
He on the other hand, does...well....not much.
He starts off on the elliptical machine and while I am barely able to breathe trying to say over 85 (rpms or whatever they are called)- he is marching along comfortably at say 35? 40?
I think he stays on the elliptical for about 15 minutes and then grabs a magazine and sits on a bike. I don't really use the bikes but Bill does, and Bill sweats.
This guy does not sweat.
In fact, Bill told me one day he was in there with him and the guy got up to TURN THE FANS OFF! As if he was getting a chill in there.
Hey buddy, the thought is, when you are in the gym YOU SWEAT AND GET HOT!- therefore the fans....

I want to say to him, why do you bother to wake up so freaking early if you aren't even going to do anything in there?

Oh well, whatever I guess....

Happy Birthday JAM!

I like to think that we are both "the favorites" in the family...first girl...first boy....

We provided endless hours of entertainment for all...

"So how do you like it in New York....I think it SUCKS!"

Ghostbusters

Bon Jovi- Livin on a Prayer

I think you might have invented the "Jennie smush" game? (the one where everyone piled on top of me and people took pictures while I basically suffocated?)

lol

You are a great cousin and one of my daily instant messenger "saviors"- I look forward to the 8am "god ...work sucks!" messages....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Busy Boy

To address the comment in my last blog: "where is Teets?", I thought I would provide an answer.
He has been very busy lately between taking a class taught by Satan and working for a bunch of numbskulls.
I hate to see him as stressed as he's been lately.
The countdown to Memorial Day is a neon-flashing thought in each of our minds.
Watch out PIB, I am betting he will destroy some bars!
:)

oh Amy............

even though you hung up on me tonight after our "dinner conversation"- here is something fun (clap clap)

http://buzzsugar.com/1625856

THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER READ

for real:

http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope

Strong feelings of negativity for Bob Costas

Notice I didn't say "hate"- I'm trying to be a kinder JAR these days.
But I really don't like Bob Costas.
I think he is pompous and arrogant.
Last night Bill and I watched a special on HBO:
http://www.hbo.com/costasnow/
The town hall thing.

It was late-ish at night so I wanted to cuddle up with Bill and just watch something sort of mind numbing- I don't even remember what we were watching before when he stumbled on this show.
It made me so mad that I left the room (well that and Bill tuned in to LOST, which I have given up on, yet again).
Here is the synopsis of the show:
SynopsisOne of the most accomplished broadcasters of his generation, Bob Costas returns with a special live edition of HBO Sports' COSTAS NOW on TUESDAY, APRIL 29 (10:00-11:30 p.m. live ET/tape-delayed PT), exclusively on HBO. COSTAS NOW spotlights fast-breaking, topical stories that continually emerge in today's sports arena. Employing a town hall setting, April's live show will expand to 90 minutes for its exploration of contemporary sports media. Each segment will be devoted to a specific topic and begin with a video piece, followed by a different live panel of high-profile sports personalities, broadcasters, journalists and executives, who will join Costas for an in-depth discussion. The five hot-button subjects that will be explored during the program include:
Segment One: Sports Talk Radio.
Video interviews: Chicago radio host Mike North, Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward, Chicago Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti and WFAN radio hosts Mike and the Mad Dog. Live panel: New York Giants defensive end Michael Strahan, best-selling author and radio host Mitch Albom and WFAN radio host Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo.

Segment Two: The Internet and Impact of Bloggers. Video interviews: deadspin.com editor Will Leitch, TV writer and media critic Michael Schur and Washington Post columnist and "PTI" host Michael Wilbon. Live panel: Pulitzer Prize-winning author Buzz Bissinger, Will Leitch and Cleveland Browns wide receiver Braylon Edwards.

Segment Three: Sports Television. Video interviews: NBC Sports broadcaster Al Michaels, former ABC and NBC executive and producer Don Ohlmeyer and syndicated columnist Norman Chad. Live panel: Fox Sports broadcaster Joe Buck, ESPN broadcaster Mike Tirico and Sports Illustrated's Dan Patrick.

Segment Four: Athletes and the Media: A Complicated Marriage. Video interviews: Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling, Miami Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor, former NBA star and Turner Sports analyst Charles Barkley, Chicago columnist Sam Smith and NBC Sports broadcaster Al Michaels. Live panel: NBC's Tiki Barber, Sports Illustrated columnist Selena Roberts and tennis analyst and former tennis star John McEnroe.

Segment Five: A Discussion on Race. Video interviews: Washington Post columnist and "PTI" host Michael Wilbon, former NFL star Kellen Winslow, Sr., and espn.com editor-in-chief Rob King. Live panel: former NFL star and current ESPN commentator Cris Carter and Kansas City Star columnist Jason Whitlock.

We only made it thru segments 1 & 2.
The second one was the one that PISSED ME OFF.
This guy is a COMPLETE ASSHOLE:
Buzz Bissinger
Between him and Costas I wanted to run into the tv and start throwing punches.
They were both so negative about bloggers and the idea of blogging bc it isn't "real journalism" and blah blah blah.
The guy, Will Leitch , was the one being targeted. He runs the website: www.deadspin.com.
Buzz the cocksucker was all over him, even bringing various posts that he read out loud. He called the blog "disgusting" etc.
Apparently no one wanted to remind him that he went to a little town in Texas and took total advantage of the football program there by writing his book "Friday Night Lights".
It was just Costa's supreme arrogance during that segment that fired me up.

Overall I was just mad because it was like we were supposed to feel sorry for athletes.
The segment on talk radio was centered around the fact that shows are becoming increasingly too negative and "mean" regarding athletes.
yeah, not going to feel sorry for people who make a gazzilion dollars a year.

There were just so many moments I would have given ANYTHING to be a bug in these guys ears and fed them what I wanted them to say.
But I would have been screaming it because I was so mad that I may have damaged their hearing...

I am getting mad all over again thinking about it.
My main point, in case it was muddled up in all this ranting is that Bob Costas is someone I would like to take to my job and have him "test" one of our new "machines"....

Bad Iguana Bad!

I wonder if this was my new "friend" from my mom's condo pool.
He looked kind of devious......

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/sfl-flbiguana0509sbmay09,0,4744174.story

p.s. I am working on a blog about Bob Costas. Bill and I watched an HBO special last night that INFURIATED me!!!!!!

be on the lookout.....

IE!

so sometimes I can be a little sensitive about the spelling of my name- blame my mom- she chose to end my name with an "ie" vs. a "y"
anyhow normally I don't care how people write my name.
unless it is right there in front of them and they still spell it wrong.
example:

Thank you so much, Jenny!
Best regards,
______

From: Cemetery
Sent: May 06, 2008 9:08 AM
To: _________
Subject: Re: Marker
I have that date marked on our calendar and the marker will be set.
Let me know if you need anything else.
Jennie

Sorry

to anyone that I was IM-ing with and suddenly I "left"- it's my ^%%^*()*^$$^ MOTHER FUCKING computer.
All of a sudden no internet service.
On any of the computers here at work.
So I did what I HATE to do, I called the help line- aka INDIA and listened to that garble until I somehow sorted it out on my own.
Now it works.
So sorry again.

Flo-rida

Well we are back from vacation.

sigh.

sniff.

The sigh is because I wish I was back at the condo pool.

The sniff is because I miss my family.

I love Ohio and being here with Bill more than anything, I just wish sometimes my family was closer than a 2 1/2 hour drug-induced (more on that later) plane ride away.

Anyhow- this trip was really nothing more than laying out at the pool and eating.

We made a new friend at the pool:

A giant iguana!!

Apparently they run around the pool like they own it or something.

We also got reaquainted with old "friends"-

A lady whose husband moved halfway across the world.

A lady (Di?) who wouldn't leave Bill and I alone about burning in the sun (although she was actually right about me)

Mostly just seeing people who oil themselves up and bake in the hot sun. Then need to cool off and lay in the pool on the exact same raft that everyone else has.

I got to see my mom in her full "Vice-President of the Condo Board" glory as she tried to get someone towed from her private parking lot.

We watched more than enough hockey- we waited everyday for my brother to wake up before 2pm- I got into a fight at the condo gym:

7:30am JAR goes to gym

Most of the time I was alone.

Around 25 minutes or so later, people started coming in to workout- they all seemed to know each other (of course) and smiled pleasantly at me.

Then another lady walked in.

Apparently I was on "HER" elliptical machine. Did she actually tell me this? No.

She walked around, glaring at me, and huffing and puffing until I got off and snapped at her.

No- I wasn't nice.

I'm the VP's daughter, I can do whatever I want to!!

:)

And we ate.

Good food.

I learned that I don't know how to put sun-block on which resulted in what looks like a horrific rash all over my body.

Yes, Bill made fun of me. Along with the rest of my family.

Bill got to drive a vintage 66' Corvette.

I cried for about 2 hours prior to leaving and we were off- back to Ohio.

After going drug-free on the flight to NYC a couple of weeks ago, I decided that this trip would be too "long" to do that so I took some sleeping pills.

For a 2 hour 20 minute flight.

Not a good idea.

Did I meet all my mom's condo board friends when we first arrived? Sure I did.

No memory.

Did I drool over myself on the flight back while Bill enjoyed himself with snacks and a movie?

Yep!

We get home and I could physically barely keep my eyes open the rest of the night.

Now I am back at work.

Sent our $$$ in for our Golf cart (he upgraded us to a 2000 model- vs. 1999)

Boo-yah!