Care Package

So about once a week, I have to go to the Post Office to ship some cremated remains.
I usually see the same employees each time I go and they know what I am "shipping".
And all is well.

Well today someone new was being trained.
The guy was walking her thru how to send a certified package and then he disclosed what the package was.
The reaction: "What? Say what? I gotta touch that? I ain't want to touch nuthin' dead!!"
I tried to explain that is was carefully wrapped and that nothing would "leak" out.

speaking of "l-e-a-k".....