Thursday, May 29, 2008

An oldie but goodie

song in my head right now (bc I just heard the Backstreet Boys version on the radio...)

I WENT THE GAY WAY...By The Backside Boys
(Listed below are the lyrics to Howard Stern'ssong parody of the Backstreet Boys'"I Want It That Way", which was first performed on 9/27/99)

Howard Stern singing:This song.. makes me cry, makes me crave.. a man's backside.
Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay
.I watch.. the telly While Ralph.. shaves my belly.
People wonderin' if I'm still straight..
am I going gay?
Get K-Y.. this song makes my butt ache.
Need a Guy.. homo love could be a mistake.
Get K.Y...Men's backside's are a dirty place.
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:Jackie.. bend ooover, and bark loud.. like Ro-ver..
Would K.C. be my love sla-ave?
If I went the gay way.

Howard Stern singing:Get K-Y!..
I'm singin' like a sissy.
Get K-Y!..
Ralph come and see my butt cheeks.
Get K-Y!..
I'm thinkin' 'bout the ballet
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:Will there be pain, man I can not explain, what's coming over me?
If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!

Howard Stern singing:I watch.. the telly.. while Ralph.. shaves my belly.

Homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. homo..
With every passing day!

Howard Stern singing:Get K-Y!..
Would I like to see a sphincter?
Get K-Y!..
No smell is more distincter!
Get K-Y!..
I wonder what my wife would say!
If I went the gay way.

Get K-Y!..
I really Need a Sphincter
Get K-Y!..
No smell is more distincter
Get K-Y!..
I wonder what my wife would say
If i went the gay way

Get K-Y!..
Sphincter, Sphincter, Sphincter, Sphincter
Get K-Y!..
Di stincter, stincter, stincter
Get K-Y!..
I wonder what my wife would say
If i went the gay way

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

even though they did not write it, they play this one often. i laugh and snort every time they play it:


Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been douched too much

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning

Jennie said...

lol- does this go with a certain song?

Anonymous said...

HHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. No it's a song by The Bloodhound Gang, but at first it sounded like howard sings it