Left the grocery store today (went for a quick shop during lunch)- loaded my groceries in the trunk (vs. the backseat where dogs would be today)- and then sauntered over to my side of the car to get in.
DING! NOPE! YOU LOSE!
The stupid a-hole next to me parked about a centimeter away from my door.
I fumed.
What to do...what to do...
I know- I'll write a note!
Got a pen from my purse, a napkin from my car and left this:
"Dear person who is an idiot,
YOU ARE THE MOST INCONSIDERATE STUPID SELFISH LOSER.
Yes, this note was left for you- license plate # -------
2-25-08
Giant Eagle parking lot"
I decided not to explicitly say what he/she had done to earn that prestigious title. I figured the pain I had to go thru getting in my passenger side and climbing over to the driver side should equal the ruminating this person will go through wondering about the note.
So I leave the parking lot and I am sitting on the street, jamming to some 80s song, just daydreaming and who should I see in the lane next to me (facing the opposite way)?
Bill T!
So I blow him a kiss and drive off feeling happy that at least I got to see my Billy after that stupid parking lot fiasco.
Then I call Bill to see what he was doing in my neck of the woods...
DING! NOPE! WRONG!
It wasn't Bill.
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5 comments:
how could you mistake me for someone else!
It was the same car!!!!
I was jamming to an 80s song!
I am blind!
lurve youuuuuuuuu
hahahaha, sorry you had a bad day.
nice job leaving the note, i hate when people do that!
You should have torn off both of the other car's side mirrors... and then left a note to top it off.
AngJohn
best. blog.
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