Ah where to begin.
Sister from another father.
The "Pretty" one.
Vanna
One who has the talent to stretch any one syllable word into a word that goes on forever ("I don't want tooooo-oooo-ooooo")
The announcer of "I'm not f-ing eating this" at our family dinners.
A true environmentalist: Is told to clean up trash in the restaurant parking lot and after telling them (her boss) to basically kiss her ass, is fired.
Just as afraid of flying as I am- maybe even more!! (woohoo I'm not the only freak)
Likes to have her bachelorette party where there are plenty of COCKS to go around.- No, not that kind- the kind that wakes you up at 5 in the g-damn morning and needs to be shot...
Has to wear a Britney-Spears type microphone thing (has a student who is hard of hearing) and is very very close to one day being overheard by the students when she forgets the mike is on "jesus those f-ing kids are annoying the shit out of me!!!"
Can morph into Marisa Tomei at any given minute..."I akss ya, would the deer give a fuck about what you was wearing?!"
Has a bra size bigger than mine. sigh.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to your late 20s!
p.s. Mom totally likes my condo better than your house!
1 comment:
I think a good birthday present would be a trip to the party barge and to Pelee Island at Lake Erie.
R. Deer
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